Work Today

Today at work we had another meeting. Each person was given productivity goals and we decided to have a company party at Lagoon in a couple months. Afterward I weighed my options... On the one hand I could try to be a good employee and meet my productivity goals, or on the other I could ignore my productivity goals, get fired and then I wouldn't have to go to Lagoon with the my co-workers... Yes, that would solve both my problems.