Sunday, January 28, 2007

How To Not Fall For A Guy

The secret to not liking or falling for a guy is to simply never make eye contact with him. Do this by reflecting his image off a mirror or shiny piece of metal whenever you are talking to him so that you never have to look directly at him.

What's wrong with liking a boy you ask? Well nothing, except in some situations it can prove painful, such as:
  1. You like a boy but he doesn't like you... Hello heartbreak.
  2. You like a boy he likes you but it isn't right for whatever reason.
  3. You fall for a boy who is a complete jerk.

It is alright to like a boy who likes you back and it either ends in marriage or an amicable friendship but we never can tell how often things will work out this way. So for safety's sake I say the mirror/reflective metal method works best... And don't worry he won't think you're a freak because every time you talk to him you are looking at him sideways through a mirror.

2 comments:

Jancisco said...

Becca,
Even if you avoided all eye-contact and viewed everything through a mirror, you would still be beautiful, talented and charming. So figure out a way to get around that, and you'll avoid having guys fall for you.

Only, I think they are intimidated by the abovementioned reasons. So maybe the mirror thing would bring you down to their level of comfort. (yeah, she's hot and got a steady job. . . but she has that weird mirror thing. . . I guess that makes us about even)

rbsp said...

Thanks Jan, you're the best.