Rules for Camping

This weekend I am going to the Narrows with my friend Jen and Mike, Collin, and Chas. I am a little afraid of Jen and I being left alone with these boys, and I've had bad experiences on past camp outs so we made some rules for the camping trip.

1. No touching Rebecca 1
   
2. No making machine gun noises at 3 a.m. in the morning 2
   
3. No telling pirate jokes
4. No getting naked

In addition, these rules are not to be combined under any circumstances... i.e...

1. No telling pirate jokes while naked
2. No making machine gun noises at 3 a.m. in the morning while naked
3. No telling pirate jokes while touching Rebecca
4. No making machine gun noises while touching Rebecca
5. NO touching Rebecca while naked

It should be a good trip AND we might be taking a minivan... Eat your hearts out.


1 this is a good rule for any boy I am not romantically interested in
2 this has actually happened on camping trips in the past