I Do Accept Bribes

So today I was talking to a rep from the paint company, that we might use to paint the entire museum. She gave me books of paint chips and then offered to give us sample gallons of paint if we want to try out different sheens, and then in an attempt to bribe me she offered to give me gallons of paint to paint my own house with... I wish we were covering the museum walls with something I want more like lollipops or jcrew gift certificates.