There are the obvious, traditional methods of committing suicide like slitting your wrists or jumping in front of a bus, but there are also some less obvious ways of doing it, like:
Eating mayonaise that is clearly past it's expiration date
Driving without your seatbelt on
Going tanning without sunscreen
You know, taking needless risks and hoping that someday they catch up with you.
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Is this Christmas? What is this, like four or five HILARIOUS posts in one night? Loving it, Rebbs!
Another overlooked way is making toasted bagels while taking a bath.
No matter how much I wanted to die, I wouldn't eat mayo that was past the expiration date. That's just sick. :)
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