Sick

I have been sick the past couple days. I either have the Plague or just a head cold... probably just a head cold since I'm not dead yet and, also, my symptoms don't match those of The Plague.

In an effort to keep anyone else from getting sick, I've been spraying everything with Lysol after I touch it. I thought I was doing pretty well too until I realized that I had mistaken a can of glass cleaner for a can of Lysol. Everything is really shiny now, but none of it is disinfected.