We have a mouse problem at our house. We have this problem because something ate all the cats in our neighborhood.
The other day I was talking to Mary.
Me:"Mary how did you sleep last night"
Mary:"Not well my asthma was acting up this house is really dusty."
Me:"It's not the dust. I've been experimenting with low levels of gas to try to kill the mice. So far no humans have died."
Just kidding, I don't even know where I'd get toxic gas... besides the internet...
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