Cya Later Jen, Thanks For The Family...

A few weeks ago my friend Jen's parents invited me to go with their family on a road trip to Northern California. 

One afternoon we were sitting in the condo putting a puzzle together, and we were trying to figure out what to watch on tv.  Jen doesn't like tv and she especially doesn't like cutesy stuff.  I had seen her suffer in unspoken agony as her Mom had picked "Say Yes to the Dress" and "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo," to watch earlier that day.

Jen's Mom:  "What should we watch?  How about Honey Boo Boo?"
Me:  "I don't think Jen wants to watch Honey Boo Boo, but I am good with anything."
Jen:  "No she isn't, she isn't good with anything."
Me:  "Shhh... keep it to yourself."
Jen:  "I know what you're doing.  You are trying to get them to like you more than me."
Me:  "My only goal is to get more Christmas presents this year than you.