Some conversations Mary and I have had so far:
Mary: "I need some tylenol. I haven't had some for a long time. I couldn't have it when I was pregnant and Greg can't have it so we don't keep it in the house."
Me: "Mary you're a Mother now do you really think you should be jonesing for drugs?
Mary: ***Groan***
Me: "Did you miss me?"
Another night at the dinner table:
Mary(to her 1 year old darling baby for blog purposes we'll call her Melicin): "Melicin if you are going to play with your food you're going to be done... that's it you're done."
Me(to Melicin): "Don't let her push you around."
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You should encourage Melicin to do everything that Mary tells her not to do. Like teach her to move her legs while Mary changes her diaper.
Brilliant idea... I will get right on this :0
Rebecca.
It's been over two months. This post is hilarious but I've read it 35 times. I know you are busy, but giving me a good laugh needs to remain your #1 priority. Looking forward to your next update.
Regards,
Kendra
Kendra,
you're totally right. I may have been watching too much reality tv and neglecting my duties. Thanks for setting me straight.
-Rebecca
Dear Tod, that would be awful!
Sincerely,
Mary!
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