Future Family

One day when I get older and have kids, I think I will mush up all the food I ever give them into a homogenous gruel. That way they'll learn not to be picky eaters. They'll also learn to get their food from some other source. Also, if they are ever interned at a prison camp, instead of being depressed by the situation they will just say something like, "Ah, this place reminds me of home."